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kitty genovese ♡♡♡


now that you don't have to be perfect, you can be good.



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moon-device:

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did-you-kno:

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"When I got my first cat, it changed me. There is something about holding a cat that makes your anger melt away. And if someone does something that upsets me—I have to remember my cat. I can’t keep my cat if I get into trouble.”

"I asked if Major Cabanaw had concerns for the safety of the cats. “Of course, we always want to ensure the safety of the cats, and the staff is great about keeping an eye out for them. But mostly, it’s the offenders keeping them safe. I have never once seen an offender kill his own cat. We screen them to be sure they have no history of animal abuse. But I’ll tell you this, there was a guy killed in here because he had spit soda pop onto someone else’s cat.”"

Wow.

Cats now control the prisons. They now have an army.

i lost my kitty, buddy, last night, so stuff like this makes me feel simultaneously happy and sad

anomaly1:

I’m actually disappointed that Bill Nyes face can’t get more unapproving

deanisadisneyprincess:

telapathetic:

my favourite thing about tumblr is there is not one mention of sports

exCUSE YOU

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aconsultingwarlock:

itsajensenthing:

starlit-notes:

I would like to thank my arms, for always being by side. My legs, for always supporting me, and my fingers…because I can always count on them.

this will be my speech when i win an oscar

Don’t forget the hips, for not lying. 

1 day ago with 510,098 notes

quazza:

what if bodies just had random errors like computers do

you go to receive your starbucks coffee and accidentally punch the barrista in the face then shit on the floor

1 day ago with 361,360 notes

if u dont eat girls out but you expect head ur a little bitch

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nohnoelle:

How To Train Your Humans

cosmogroove:

my favourite 

dirudo:

Teacher : So what did you bring for show and tell today

Me :

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1 day ago with 257,351 notes

Which haiku is your fav so far?

@Anonymous

iwrotehaikusabouteatingass:

idk i like the one that was just ass repeated a bunch of times cause I giggled but i also like the most recent one.  keep em coming

THATS ME I WIN